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Increasingly over time, I have realized that I am not the typical consumer, but actually a B2B buyer in a retail context, emphasizing function over form and utility over appearance, and continuously demanding new useful features/lower prices. Till today, I lacked a simple word which would capture this, but now I introduce to you the word ‘bonsumer’. Bonsumers of the world, unite.

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Written by Kalpesh Muchhal

October 31, 2010 at 6:25 pm

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What a big dilemma!! I want to listen to 3 songs, each of them for the whole day. But if I listen one, I can’t listen the other two and I keep regretting this, keep restlessly jumping around from one to the other. Can’t I have three sets of ears and three brains to listen to all of them simultaneously?

Written by Kalpesh Muchhal

October 23, 2010 at 9:29 am

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Antryaatryaa Antryootryoo Dryaa Antryaatryaa |

or in english,

Infinite Infinitesimals Give Infinite |

Written by Kalpesh Muchhal

October 16, 2010 at 7:47 am

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Do you know of that annoying thing of having to wait for 2 seconds to type adjacent characters like p and q on a mobile keypad? It breaks the flow and is unnatural. Discovered a better way. After entering p, purposely enter t, then cancel t, then enter q. More complex, but the typing flow is maintained. It’s a completely new experience. Smsing productivity has increased by 47% and happiness quotient by 21.8%

Written by Kalpesh Muchhal

October 8, 2010 at 8:04 am

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